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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.