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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

My love language is deader than Latin.

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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