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"Life is certainly a balancing act between the wise and the…others 🤔🤣 It's a fine line we walk, but hey, where's the fun in having it all figured out? Embrace the otherwise, it keeps things interesting! 🧐😄"

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

14 shares on Threads this month:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Spotted on TikTok:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Spotted on Slack:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Trending via Discord:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Just landed via YouTube:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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