Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSomebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.
