Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. Posted onSep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle. Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
