Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phon… Commentary:"Parenting: where the line between 'rocking it' and 'almost causing a wakeup apocalypse' is as thin as a screen protector! 🤳😴⚖️ #ParentingBalance" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch. Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep. Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.
