Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Parenting: where the line between 'rocking it' and 'almost causing a wakeup apocalypse' is as thin as a screen protector! 🤳😴⚖️ #ParentingBalance" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture. A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.