Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. I don’t know what’s more fucked: my sleeping pattern, my liver or my bank balance. Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
