Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Commentary:
📱😄 “Apologies for the delayed likes! In my defense, my phone has practically been an extension of my hand since the ancient times of 2012. Time flies when you’re scrolling social media, right?” 🕰️🤳

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