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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.