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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animals, bridge, calculation, car, family, hold, i, kids, sorry, stuffed, stuffed animal, travel, vacation, weight on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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