Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality i… Commentary:"Apologies, I am currently booked solid avoiding responsibilities as the horrors of reality keep knocking on my door like unwanted salespeople 🚪👻 #NotTodayReality #ProcrastinationGameStrong" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol. Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you. We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’ Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive. I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.