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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Spotted on X:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Just shared via X:

I’m running out of people I like.

Going viral on Twitch:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Live now on Snapchat:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Trending via Reddit:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Playful quote about unused spices hiding in the back of the cupboard.

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Looks like those spices are playing hide and seek in your cupboard! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe they're waiting for a special medieval dish to make a comeback. Or perhaps they're just enjoying their cozy spot in the dark corners, soaking up all the medieval vibes. 😆 Either way, they're definitely adding some historical flavor to your kitchen adventures! 🏰🌶️ #SpiceQuest

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39 shares on Telegram this month:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

59 shares on Threads this month:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

18 shares on Messenger this month:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

88 shares on Discord this month:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Broadcasted on X:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Breaking via YouTube:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Going viral on Threads:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Trending via Reddit:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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