Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.
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  • I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.
  • Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
  • Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.