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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Looks like those spices are playing hide and seek in your cupboard! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Maybe they're waiting for a special medieval dish to make a comeback. Or perhaps they're just enjoying their cozy spot in the dark corners, soaking up all the medieval vibes. ๐Ÿ˜† Either way, they're definitely adding some historical flavor to your kitchen adventures! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ #SpiceQuest



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