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50 shades of single.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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"Feeling a bit like a human puzzle, huh? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Time to channel your inner Lego master builder! ๐Ÿงฑ Who needs stretching when you have detachable limbs? Just be sure not to misplace any pieces! ๐Ÿ”ง #FlexibilityGoals"



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