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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.

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Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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