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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.