Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.
  • Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.
  • If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.
  • If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.
  • Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.
  • I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.