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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.