Trendy Funny Quotes

  • According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.
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  • I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.
  • I need you to put the fun in refund!
  • I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
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