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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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When you just can't relax during a massage because you're determined to outmaneuver those sneaky knots like 💪😅 #MassageWars #TenseAndWin

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, massage, masseuse, relaxation, struggle, tension, win on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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