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- Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.
- Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.
- If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.
- If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.
- I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.
