Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:When you just can't relax during a massage because you're determined to outmaneuver those sneaky knots like 💪😅 #MassageWars #TenseAndWin Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.” Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan. I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.
