Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood. I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.