Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me. Posted on15 hours ago15 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTexting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn. Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.