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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees be…

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees be…

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Oh, the struggles of modern dating – where texting first can feel like a grand gesture of desperation! 🙈 Remember, ladies, sometimes you gotta take the reins and send that message, because who knows, maybe he's just waiting for a cute emoji from you to break the ice! 😉📱 #TextingDilemmas

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, begging, communication, hands, humor, knees, man, me, relationship, talk, texting on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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