Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work t… Commentary:"Me: *sends enthusiastic text about work* Boss: *ignores* Me: *cries in emojis* 😭💔 Who knew excitement was a one-sided affair at the office? 🤷♂️💼 #MondayBlues" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea. I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people. I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited. I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.
