Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.
  • Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”
  • Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.
  • I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.
  • They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
  • I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.