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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.