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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!