That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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That awkward moment when you turn on your “I’m listening” face after the fifth time, but your brain is still on a tropical vacation 🏝️🤔 alas, lost in translation!

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