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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Friends with consequences.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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