Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.
  • Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.
  • Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.
  • Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.
  • It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.
  • Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.