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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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2 months ago

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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5 months ago

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

34 shares on X this month:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

76 shares on Threads this month:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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Just landed via Snapchat:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Trending via Facebook:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Breaking via Instagram:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Trending via TikTok:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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