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"Ah, the classic 'Nope, I totally needed to examine this random jar of olives right here' maneuver. 🛒😅 Next time, maybe we should bring a dancing distraction to shimmy them out of the way! 💃🕺"

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36 shares on Discord this month:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

90 shares on Discord this month:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

48 shares on Discord this month:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

54 shares on X this month:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Broadcasted on X:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Going viral on Slack:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Shared recently on Threads:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Spotted on Discord:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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