Trendy Funny Quotes

  • April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.
  • There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.
  • Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.
  • While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.
  • My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.
  • My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.