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"Imagine having a personal 'personal space alarm' that beeps whenever someone invades your bubble. 🚗💥😂 It would definitely make navigating through crowded places a lot more entertaining!"

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

We decided to have money instead of children.

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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