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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?