That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Imagine having a personal 'personal space alarm' that beeps whenever someone invades your bubble. 🚗💥😂 It would definitely make navigating through crowded places a lot more entertaining!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second. I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them. Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better. Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.