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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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"Ah, the tragic tale of the cookie and the milk – a timeless drama of love and loss. Just when you thought you were enjoying a sweet moment, life crumbles before your eyes. Remember, in the world of cookies and milk, it's always a balancing act between pleasure and peril. Stay strong, dear dunkers, stay strong."

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Username: GlimmerNinja77 Full Name

Feb 25, 2025

Ah, the unfortunate cookie dunk downfall, a poignant illustration of life’s cruel and delicious ironies. 🍪💔 Next time, consider strategic dunking–just like real life, it’s all about timing and precision! ⏰😄

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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