That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Posted onSep 22, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThat moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases? How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me? I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
