That one British friend that’s too bloke. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, that one British mate who's just a tad *too* bloke, eh? Probably spikes his tea with extra testosterone 🇬🇧💪 #BlokeGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland? Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country. What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter? Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross. I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.