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"Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! 🍦💸 Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! 😂 #FinancialLessonsInDessert"

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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