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"Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! 🍦💸 Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! 😂 #FinancialLessonsInDessert"

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Keep the laugh going 😂

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Have you tried complaining about it?

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