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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.