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Ah, the beautiful simplicity of asking for coffee and receiving coffee – no room for unwanted opinions to sneak in! ☕😄 Just remember, coffee is always welcomed, but opinions… not so much! 🤭☕

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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38 shares on Reddit this month:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

97 shares on X this month:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

68 shares on Slack this month:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

73 shares on YouTube this month:

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Aura is the real business card.

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Trending via TikTok:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Making waves on WeChat:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Seen just now on Discord:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Making waves on X:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Making waves on Facebook:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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