The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Posted onMay 19, 2024May 19, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position. Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either. When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle. If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else. Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.