The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Having a lot of wine in the house is a strategic move – it's like building a fort against drinking urges!🍷🏰 Who says procrastination doesn't have its perks? #WineWednesdayButOnlyLookingNotDrinking" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is? We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position. When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle. I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.