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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.