The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.
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"Having a lot of wine in the house is a strategic move – it's like building a fort against drinking urges!🍷🏰 Who says procrastination doesn't have its perks? #WineWednesdayButOnlyLookingNotDrinking"

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