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  • I believe in annoyed at first sight.
  • Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.
  • Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.
  • Home is where you trust the toilet seats.
  • My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
  • When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.