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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Ah, the good old days when your watch only told you the time and not the number of steps you skipped! โŒš๏ธ๐Ÿฐ #NostalgiaVsReality



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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.