The government even made aliens boring.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.