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The government even made aliens boring.

The government even made aliens boring.

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Looks like the government's idea of fun is definitely out of this world… 🛸👽 Talk about taking the thrill out of UFO sightings! Seems like even ET needed a permit to visit Earth now 🚫👾 #BoringAliens

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aliens, boring, even, government, humor, satire on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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