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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”