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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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69 but we both just farting.

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You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.