The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🌊🤠 "The Gulf of Mexico missed a golden opportunity with such a catchy name as 'Sea Señor'! I can just picture it now: waves tipping their hats as they roll in, shouting '¡Hola, Señor!' 😄🎩" Related Funny Posts 🤝 As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued. Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies? I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about. Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already. Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.