Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
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  • This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.
  • I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.
  • DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.
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