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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.