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  • The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.
  • Ugh, but profoundly.
  • I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
  • Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.
  • It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.
  • I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.