The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.