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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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