The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold. Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital? Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.