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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

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Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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