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  • Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.
  • Apparently, β€œI just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.
  • Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.
  • Growing old is a process of saying β€œit’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.
  • (Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?
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