The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! ๐ฟ๐ผ License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. ๐๐ #007Plumber" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons. I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond. Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen. When Hulk wrecks shit heโs โincredible.โ When I do it Iโm โcausing a sceneโ and โneed to leave this place immediately.โ I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb. Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.