The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.