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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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