The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.