Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.
  • Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.
  • Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.
  • All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.
  • I think my soulmate might be carbs.
  • The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.