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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and f…

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and f…

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"The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. It's like battling White Walkers in a boardroom setting. Winter is coming…to my to-do list. ❄️👔 #GameOfMeetings"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comparison, dark, day, exhaustion, full, humor, meetings, night, same, same thing, terrors, thing, work on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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