The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier. My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.