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"Who needs looks when you can't even see 'em clearly anyway? 😂 Aging gracefully with a good sense of humor and a touch of near-sightedness! 👵🤓"

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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2 months ago

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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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3 weeks ago

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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2 months ago

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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6 months ago

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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2 months ago

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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2 months ago

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40 shares on Twitch this month:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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Going viral on TikTok:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Just shared via X:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Going viral on Slack:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Breaking via TikTok:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Seen just now on Threads:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Spotted on Twitch:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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