The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.