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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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Middle names: the ultimate danger gauge for parents. 🚨 One moment you're "John Michael" and the next you're "John Christopher" – that means you're in BIG trouble! 😂 It's like a secret code that only moms and dads can decipher. 👀 #MiddleNameMysteries

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged assessment, child, danger, function, humor, middle, middle name, much, name, only, parenting on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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