Commentary:
Middle names: the ultimate danger gauge for parents. ๐จ One moment you're "John Michael" and the next you're "John Christopher" – that means you're in BIG trouble! ๐ It's like a secret code that only moms and dads can decipher. ๐ #MiddleNameMysteries
The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger theyโre in.
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