💾 Save Image The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Apparently, online recipes didn't get the memo about the part where they're supposed to magically cook themselves and deliver to your doorstep like a culinary fairy godmother 🧚♂️🍴 #CookingStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there. One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.” Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: buy, cooking, expectations, food, frustration, humor, looking, online, recipe, simplicity, stuff, where