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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

23 shares on Slack this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Just landed via Instagram:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Just landed via Facebook:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Making waves on Reddit:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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