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"Apparently, online recipes didn't get the memo about the part where they're supposed to magically cook themselves and deliver to your doorstep like a culinary fairy godmother 🧚‍♂️🍴 #CookingStruggles"

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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73 shares on TikTok this month:

I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Making waves on Instagram:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Easy there, unsaved number.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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