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"Ah, the classic donut dilemma – the catalyst for many epic rivalries throughout history. 🍩😂 Talk about a sweet battle for supremacy! Watch out, donut thief, your new arch nemesis is coming for that sugary prize! 💥👀"

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22 shares on Reddit this month:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

53 shares on Threads this month:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Going viral on X:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Going viral on Facebook:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Just landed via TikTok:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

Breaking via Messenger:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Live now on Messenger:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Just landed via Threads:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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