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"Ah, the classic donut dilemma – the catalyst for many epic rivalries throughout history. 🍩😂 Talk about a sweet battle for supremacy! Watch out, donut thief, your new arch nemesis is coming for that sugary prize! 💥👀"

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17 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

28 shares on X this month:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Breaking via Discord:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

This entire month could’ve been an email.

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This entire month could’ve been an email.

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

How do I un-know people?

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