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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Witty quote about envy and rivalry over a donut, capturing a humorous, playful vibe.

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"Ah, the classic donut dilemma โ€“ the catalyst for many epic rivalries throughout history. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ Talk about a sweet battle for supremacy! Watch out, donut thief, your new arch nemesis is coming for that sugary prize! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘€"



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