The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.
Commentary: "Ah, the classic donut dilemma โ the catalyst for many epic rivalries throughout history. ๐ฉ๐ Talk about a sweet battle for supremacy! Watch out, donut thief, your new arch nemesis is coming for that sugary prize! ๐ฅ๐"