The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!” Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me. I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead. We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.
