Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
  • Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.
  • Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?
  • Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.
  • Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’
  • I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.