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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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โ€œFries or salad?โ€ sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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