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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.