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  • Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.
  • Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.
  • “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.
  • I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.
  • Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”
  • Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.