There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.
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🎅ðŸ”Ĩ "Ah, the classic case of Santa vs. sanity! ðŸĪŠ Who needs evidence when we have our precious minds to protect? Don't worry, Santa, we've got our eye on you! 👀🎄"

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