There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous. If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost. It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney. Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
