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🎅🔥 "Ah, the classic case of Santa vs. sanity! 🤪 Who needs evidence when we have our precious minds to protect? Don't worry, Santa, we've got our eye on you! 👀🎄"

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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