There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Commentary:
Who knew the library had a strict “no clipping zones” policy? 🚫📚 Looks like even in the world of literature, some things are best kept to yourself…or at least saved for home spa day! 💅😂 #KeepItClassy

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