There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library. Funny Quotes September 28, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day. The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger. Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.
