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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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I am thick and tired.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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