There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Who knew the library had a strict "no clipping zones" policy? 🚫📚 Looks like even in the world of literature, some things are best kept to yourself…or at least saved for home spa day! 💅😂 #KeepItClassy Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day. I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.” The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim. Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs. Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?
