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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

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