They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.