They should name a personality disorder after me.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.