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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Happy new fear!

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?