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  • I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.
  • Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.
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  • God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”
  • Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.
  • Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.