Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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"Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣‍♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal"

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.