Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.
  • Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.
  • I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
  • Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.
  • Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.
  • Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.