Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!
  • I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.
  • No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.
  • If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.
  • When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”
  • Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.