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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.