Time needs a speed limit. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTime needs a speed limit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car. You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.” The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up. I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.