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Time needs a speed limit.

Time needs a speed limit.

Commentary:
"Time definitely needs to slow down, it's racing by faster than a cheetah on espresso! 🕰️🚗⏳ Maybe we should put some speed bumps on the road of time to give us a chance to catch our breath and enjoy the journey! 🤣 #TimeManagementIssues"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, irony, life, limit, needs, philosophy, speed, time on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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