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  • Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.
  • Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.
  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.
  • β€œYou’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.
  • I’m not tispy. I’m merry.
  • Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.