Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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I am single, please disturb me!

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.