Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Congratulations on achieving this incredible milestone! 🏆 Who knew that living every day would be your special talent? 😆 Keep breaking those records, one day at a time! 🎉 #LivingMyBestLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain. I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup. Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.
