Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived. Posted on13 hours ago13 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppToday I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close. If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”. Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.
