Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, imagine if mosquitos had a refined taste for human fat! 🍔🦟 They could single-handedly revolutionize the weight loss industry, one bite at a time! 💪😆 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes. Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer? Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?