Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Well, imagine if mosquitos had a refined taste for human fat! ๐Ÿ”๐ŸฆŸ They could single-handedly revolutionize the weight loss industry, one bite at a time! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜†

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