Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. Posted onJun 16, 20244 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer? They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind. Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.