Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.